Actually I did fuck a New Zealand bird in London once, a celebratory one as Scotland had just fucked England 2-1 at Wembley, back when we had a good national side. She was a blonde too if I remember correctly.
Well aware of that, her accent gives her away. New Zealanders have no vowels when they speak. Mind she wouldn't be doing much talking if I got hold of her and got my cock down her throat.